Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
goblin it is
Tag: vampires
i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
Today is either Jojo Day, Vampire Day, or Cowboy Day
Vampire Horse 2: Vampire Horse and The Werewolf Bandit.
The adventures of Vampire Horse and the Vampire Cowboy continue…
Thanks for reading!
18th century villager: i wish there were an easier way to ward vampires away from my happy homestead
garlic farmer about to make some serious ass bank: oh you havent heard?
The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man
remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
what does this mean
it means rats are the capri sun of the vampire world
the bit in symphony of the night were dracula throws his wine glass except a roomba comes in and cleans up the shards
here you go,
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 