dynastylnoire:

coffee-cow:

keeperofthirteen:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

im going into shock

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

dragonsgorawr:

shatterstag:

deductionisthekey:

niggaidan:

How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds

ive been doing it wrong all these years

WTF

this is the single most accurate video about australia ever made from the grey hobo hair to the woolworths fabric bag

what the fuck

For those confused: that’s a joey, or baby kangaroo. It looks a little big to getting in a mum kangaroo’s pouch but young enough that it will want to try to get in for comfort. Old mate is taking advantage of the joey’s safety instinct, because it feels safe and happy diving into a bag. There’s no way you could fit a shopping bag over a fully grown kangaroo

bitcheslovepearls:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

inbetweenbuns:

Churro dessert creation

I’m wet.

How to fold towels all fancy like hotels do

firebreathingeli:

favoritelatina:

firebreathingeli:

thebucca2:

firebreathingeli:

Step 1: Lay towel out flat and remove any clingy pets

Step 2: Fold one corner over until it is flush with the edge of the towel

Step 3: Once again, remove your dog that can’t go 30 seconds without attention

Step 4: Fold towel in half the long way and flip over

Step 5: Ollie, please.

Step 6: Roll the towel from the non-triangle end

Step 7: Tuck the left over flap into the top of the towel

Tada!

Please play with Ollie this is very important and thank you

Ollie had a very good time playing! He got his favorite green monster toy for me! Here is a picture of Ollie and his monster toy

so u just gonna fold it like no dog sat on it … 🤢

Are you calling my precious bean dirty?