if you weren’t on tumblr in 2012-2015 you’ll never understand the true and primal fear of scrolling through an interesting post and then suddenly seeing
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pee is stored in the
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me logging in to this shithole and seeing the newest Discourse™
tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting
Those were the weaklings, the posers, the wannabes. Weeds in the garden pretending to be flowers.
Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609
end thy life knave
yon originale pofter if an æphobe
hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:
- is slothful
- makes merry upon the sabbath
- has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock
- believes earth to be round (possible vvitch)
then shalt thee perish
Pisst thyn panteloones
post on here: frogs!!!!!!!!!moss!!!!!!!!slugs!!!!!!!!
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