The year is 2021 and Bethesda is bankrupt after the final loss in a series of class action lawsuits. Todd Howard trips on his way down the courthouse steps and cracks his skull open. While in the ambulance, Todd has a Scrooge-esque visit from the ghosts of abandoned game mechanics past and realizes the error of his ways.
Todd comes to in the ambulance. The paramedic says, “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”
ok now that FO76 has been out for a bit and everybody has seen what a fucking garbage game it is I’m just gonna spoil this since I doubt many will play long enough to see it
The end-game boss is a copy-pasted dragon from Skyrim with a new model.
He did it, he sold us Skyrim again, the absolute fucking mad Todd.
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