me: *asleep peacefully*
all the dads on the block at 7 am opening their garage lookin for that fuckin lawn mower:
Tag: SpongeBob
Wecome to the Krusty towers
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Ok but
“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”
“This is serious!”
“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”
people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me
“please rise for the national anthem”
me:
me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working
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