marshals-to-dictators:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

marshals-to-dictators:

holy-flamingo:

marshals-to-dictators:

Whatโ€™s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like โ€œidiotโ€

Oh ok so whatโ€™s an evangelist

People who think that is a โ€œchurchโ€

Isnโ€™t that a football stadium?ย ย 

No thatโ€™s Joel Osteenโ€™s โ€œchurchโ€

โ€ฆI donโ€™t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, youโ€™re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

jnlmonroe:

kasaron:

thottavius-rex:

tilthat:

TIL a man in Nebraska is breeding red cows and sending them to Israel in hopes of a pure red heifer being born there; such an event will allegedly prompt Jews to build a Third Temple, which fundamentalist Christians believe will usher in Jesusโ€™ Second Coming.

via reddit.com

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

Neat.

When you get sick of the world not ending so you decide to take matters into your own hands.