Isn’t a hotdog just a burger-boner?
Tag: personal post
So, is it true that No Man’s Sky doesn’t suck anymore?
Scored some good ass loot!
All of it only costed me a cut up foot, dying in the summer heat, and an acute allergic reaction to mold!
The stuff includes…
• A Boombox
• A crate of 8-tracks
• Bunch of cassettes
• A Hybrid cassette-8 track player/recorder
• A DJ mixer
• Bunch of records of all shapes, sizes and genres (mostly metal, pop, and psychedelic, you know, Queen, King Crimson, ELO, KISS, ACDC, Rolling Stones, Golden Earing, Judas Priest, etc.)
• Mirror logo thingies of Van Halen and Led Zeppelin
• A statue that looks to be a cross between Santa and Buddha
• Someone’s weed stash (tossed that shit out, made my house smell like ass, fuck you whoever it was)
• Two “Apple Jugs” full of piss
• DJ-quality headphones
• Two portable CD players
• Ton of micro USB cords and charger bases
• A blacklight
Didn’t see fireworks this 4th of July, instead, I got fucking cool af shit! May post pics but I dunno.
DAMN! Look what I just found! And out of any day too!
Muppets get perpetual hand jobs 🤔
You mean perpetual fisting?
Who knows since nobody has ever seen the lower half of a puppet, but damn that would be just as nuts!
Muppets get perpetual hand jobs 🤔
“little nightmares” sounds like a SoundCloud rapper
My first day at Paranormal Club didn’t go too good
The lonely ghost by the creek ended up possessing Jamie’s dirt bike and running over his dog. I don’t know if I’m coming back next week so just asking y’all.
Do you think it would be extremely dangerous to teach a dragon the concept and principals of capitalism?
Like, if dragons were all the asshole 1%, I think I’d feel much better about slaying them. You burned down my hut and ate my dog? I’ll get over it. You force me to have student debt and no future? You die now.
Do you think it would be extremely dangerous to teach a dragon the concept and principals of capitalism?