Scored some good ass loot!

All of it only costed me a cut up foot, dying in the summer heat, and an acute allergic reaction to mold!

The stuff includes…

• A Boombox
• A crate of 8-tracks
• Bunch of cassettes
• A Hybrid cassette-8 track player/recorder
• A DJ mixer
• Bunch of records of all shapes, sizes and genres (mostly metal, pop, and psychedelic, you know, Queen, King Crimson, ELO, KISS, ACDC, Rolling Stones, Golden Earing, Judas Priest, etc.)
• Mirror logo thingies of Van Halen and Led Zeppelin
• A statue that looks to be a cross between Santa and Buddha
• Someone’s weed stash (tossed that shit out, made my house smell like ass, fuck you whoever it was)
• Two “Apple Jugs” full of piss
• DJ-quality headphones
• Two portable CD players
• Ton of micro USB cords and charger bases
• A blacklight

Didn’t see fireworks this 4th of July, instead, I got fucking cool af shit! May post pics but I dunno.

flamingsalyut:

Do you think it would be extremely dangerous to teach a dragon the concept and principals of capitalism?

Like, if dragons were all the asshole 1%, I think I’d feel much better about slaying them. You burned down my hut and ate my dog? I’ll get over it. You force me to have student debt and no future? You die now.