Your dick will literally fall off. Like I don’t know what you’re hoping for. But if you jack off three hundred and seventeen thousand, eight hundred and eleven times in a day. Your dick will literally be reduced to a bloody stump.
That’s quitter talk
the grinch after I make him cum 8 times
this is why tumblr got taken off the app store
i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay
That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro
ok bro vibes received, namaste
a pharma rep came in and gave us this flyer that advertises heartburn medication via bondage dragon vore art.
The kinksters are finding their way into marketing jobs
i love how people on here use “coward” exclusively to describe like, people who don’t want to fuck anthropomorphic dogs
im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:
She’s upset that he peed
Pee ….is ….. n-not stored in hte balls
You wanna rethink that statement?
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 