tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

Those were the weaklings, the posers, the wannabes. Weeds in the garden pretending to be flowers.

@01000100011010010111001001110100 Face Your Repercussions.

call us and we will personally fuck your toilet.

kotoha:

I’ll mod neon lines in my dick when cyberpunk gets released

Cyborg balls! Robot shaft!

i’m losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.

Is Denny’s just a strip club with cryptids?

Like, at night?

clearmind-healthybeing:

titan372:

xshuttlesworth:

Man WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOO

@kattherippa

😍😍😍

YouTube poops have fucking evolved

Me as Doctor Who

*puts dick into the time stream*

Assistant: Doctor no!

Me: hard times ahead… lol…

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WHICH BUTTON!!!!!????!!!!