Big Dick Energy is NOT:
The literal size of an individual’s penis.Big Dick Energy is NOT:
A means of measuring a person’s sense of self-worth, self-confidence, “swagger,” “clout,” or other nebulous self-related concepts.
Big Dick Energy IS:
Tag: nsfw?
I wish dungeons were real
I wish that I could just walk into a cave and slice the shit out of things with my sword
I’m a kink blog so I was very confused for a minute
things i was mad didn’t happen in The Incredibles 2
Why would I call a rat over so he can fuck my wife?
If you a demon with a fat ass reblog
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/flamingsalyut/175388231475/tumblr_p83bjyGMfy1sjnq4e?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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Muppets get perpetual hand jobs 🤔
You mean perpetual fisting?
Who knows since nobody has ever seen the lower half of a puppet, but damn that would be just as nuts!

