bidoof:

tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com

gordons:

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

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captainsnoop:

downwitharistotle:

Two Trucks || Lemon Demon

I can’t believe no one posted this today

All rise for our National Anthem.