*boing!* *spring sound*
*deep voice* I love pussy
*boing*
♪I was in a car but I’m dead and I’m not and my name is Kent why did my cat kinkshame me♪
*deep voice again* I love firewood
Would u let Elon smash for a Tesla model of your choice
I’d let Elon raw me in the bathroom of a Taco Bell, my face forced against the wall while my breath steams up the shiny metal handle on the urinals for free
u might not b rich but u gettin a complimentary ride on the guillotine
My stepfather combined “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that’s a hard pill to swallow” and ended up saying “that’s a tough nut to swallow” and I haven’t functioned properly since i heard him say it
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 