Every so often I think about this image and have a hearty chuckle

StarFox TV show script excerpt

Fox: Wouldn’t be the strangest job we’ve ever took. Remember that guy who hired us to destroy a model city he built while he took pics?

Falco: We don’t talk about that.

OP, you’ve just became eligible for death by stoning.

snakegay:

snakegay:

i watched playthroughs of undertale back in the day but actually playing it now im just…hit really hard by how fucking bizarre it is that the fandom characterized sans as some sex god like…. hes just goofy and depressed

the disconnect between erotic and stoic fanon sans, and the canon sans who stacks dozens of hotdogs on your head.. incredible

pettankos-are-religion:

slewdbtumblng:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

7 out of 10 nsfw artists draw but hols like the part of socker boppers where you put your hand inside

ya know?

You’re right, but why you gotta say it like that?

totallynotreimuhakurei:

fuck-scrappydoo:

bass-fucker:

fuck-scrappydoo:

jakemorph:

fuck-scrappydoo:

scythfi-writer:

This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise.

This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you

I’m going to DIE at this English class analysis of my comic thank you so much I love you

i had to bring it full circle

abare-apple:

moonlandingwasfaked:

toast-potent:

tsunglasses:

carnival-phantasm:

xtelos:

carnival-phantasm:

abare-apple:

mugen-nimbus:

speak for your fucking self

Millennials Are Killing The Titty Industry

Millennials support smaller industries like the Thigh Industry and Ass Industry

The armpit industry

We are not discussing illegal businesses here pal

The nape of the neck industry.

You All Are Sleeping On The Knee Pit Industry

i miss her beautiful feet

this is the worst version of this post

wyattyarnell:

We’ve lost Florida man

ghoulgoon:

i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST

trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck

sylveongender:

jasonptodd:

i’m not gonna point fingers or anything…but some of you draw pokemon like…………………………..too horny. u know? be less horny when you draw pokemon.

i’m gonna fuck the pokemon and You can’t stop me.