You will…what exactly?

Happy sunday everyone

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be.

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

catwithbenefits:

hustlerose:

nasally-voice:

vocalold38:

nasally-voice:

Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is coming Halloween is

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Hey vocalold38,

Suck my pumpkin flavored dick!

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

ghost-in-size-small-clothes:

get-you-wet:

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

morthils:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

OH SHIT H.P. LOVECRAFT TOTALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN INTO TENTACLE PORN

Hentai Pussy Lovecraft

i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout