Take the story of the Minotaur, but like, take the labyrinth and replace it with those tube thingies at Chuck E Cheeses, and replace the Minotaur with The Rat Man
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Take the story of the Minotaur, but like, take the labyrinth and replace it with those tube thingies at Chuck E Cheeses, and replace the Minotaur with The Rat Man
Apparently you’re not supposed to eat an entire pack of Tic Tacs in minutes
The Straights™ should’ve never touched Bowser.
Y’all only now lusting for Bowser? smh y’all too blind to see these tears 😔
Being some random warrior on a tall ass mountain sounds like a pretty good living
Like, you get a nice view, maybe a nice little cabin and some alone time. And when someone wants to kick your ass they’re either tired af or wearing all this chunky gear. Kick their ass in like two seconds, steal all their supplies and enjoy a nice cup of cocoa
When your poptart gets stuck in the toaster and you have to fish it out.
Oh that’s real nice
I am the pinnacle of fabulous fashion
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 