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Yesterday wasn’t any good, was just one day after my birthday and my kitten Stormy had reached the point that his many problems have become too much. The vet gave him only one day left to live. He’s gone now, another problem on the pile.

It’s a lonely halloween ever since everyone left for college and my family continues to grow detached from one another as the flow of money just keeps getting weaker. Things aren’t well, initiative on my own behalf must be taken soon, and no one’s gonna like it.

There’s a lot of free food lying around in nature!

• Rocks

• Leaves

• Small animals that aren’t paying attention

• Unattended trash cans (the whole thing)

• Bugs

• Litter

• Strange cubes with geometrically impossible amount of sides

• Dirt

• Tree Roots

• Flowers

• Childrens’ lost imaginary friends that got lost in the woods

• Eggshells

• Sticks

• Sand

• Gravel

• Hopes and Dreams

• Rotting fruit

• Bones

• The fading memories of those with amnesia or alzheimers.

• Actual eggs

• Werewolf hair

• Breadcrumbs placed by lost children

• Shedded Antlers

• Other self replicating nanomachines

• Firewood

• Unlabeled magical potions

• Settlements of elves, gnomes, and smurfs (return smurfs to Jewish wizard for reward, elves may have cookies, scaring gnomes petrifies them with fear, and thus will make cool lawn decorations, the same does for their flamingo warmounts)

• Broken glass

• Scavenged remains

• Your escaped clone