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[Buys a dozen extension cords so I can go anywhere in my house while still in my electric blanket]
The Types of Keysmashing
The Slide; AKA “The Quick Bottom”: asdfghjkl
Mobile/Casual Keysmashing: asdfghjldjglflksdfklsdhf
Traditional/Intermediate Keysmashing: iouretrjktrjhjmrkujftm,tkutdrjiktf,lmtkj.r (Actually slamming fists onto the keyboard)
Unreachable Level of Keysmashing: [Smashes the keyboard to the point that you end up accidently closing out your window and altering several computer settings that you’ll never 100% fix]
Mr. Mime is the lost fourth member of the Kanye Krew.
His dirty mime fingers will be in his ass.
Hé Communauté LGBT!
🇫🇷🥖🏳️🌈Obtenons ce pain à l’ail!🏳️🌈🥖🇫🇷
Woke Pokemon
Owning electric-type Pokemon is banned or has unrealistically high fees and licences because they provide free, clean energy
OBJECTION!
A majority of power plants already use either electric pokemon or straight up wind turbines. Energy is already clean and most likely easily affordable.
Gotta agree with @skullman2033 here. We all know the pokémon universe is a communist utopia
@skullman2033 I probably should’ve specified if it was like, this reality w/ real Pokemon. God if only our world was a utopia like in the games.
Woke Pokemon
Owning electric-type Pokemon is banned or has unrealistically high fees and licences because they provide free, clean energy
Hate to burst your Sans-Gaster bubble, but…
Sans wields “Gaster Blasters” in battle. Tbh, I’m pretty sure those weapons were intended to “Blast” Gaster. Like, if I named a weapon “Dylan Destroyer”, odds are it’s something designed to destroy Dylan, not something built by someone named Dylan. It’s not like it’s “Dylan’s Destroyer”, as in showing ownership of the destroyer.
So honestly, I think these two are far from being on friendly terms with one another as everyone claims…just saying :T
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