The Types of Keysmashing

The Slide; AKA “The Quick Bottom”: asdfghjkl

Mobile/Casual Keysmashing: asdfghjldjglflksdfklsdhf

Traditional/Intermediate Keysmashing: iouretrjktrjhjmrkujftm,tkutdrjiktf,lmtkj.r (Actually slamming fists onto the keyboard)

Unreachable Level of Keysmashing: [Smashes the keyboard to the point that you end up accidently closing out your window and altering several computer settings that you’ll never 100% fix]

gnomegnerd:

“keysmashes should only be the middle row, it looks awkward otherwise” 

oh sorry you’re too afraid to xvmnmcvnii7cvn998cbzm. 

too chicken to have a good vcniugnx9n98zgnkjatonoiunk. 

what is the point, I ask you, of a keysmash if you aren’t going ham with wild abandon, if you are not prancing across the keyboard in its entirety with your fingers flailing every which way like some untamed animal.

good gzc9n889rtgnk}FZGjDH>!#@>.ad,tj;fhjopgnj9vbm8oij to you sir