lavastine:

Me, ready to bore my friends with my special interest the moment they are online:

offthebad:

me: goodnight! i’m going to bed

me at 3am:

laaylic:

Mood

1-900-aesthetics:

M O O D +

zieglera:

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

thyrell:

10knotes:

Cruel.

I only ever see this post right after I get out of bed you guys are gonna get me fired

rorosetta:

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

rare-drop:

starrchild:

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”