bananonbinary:

pumpkin-squared:

Aries: explosion

Taurus:

explosion 

Gemini:

explosion 

Cancer:

explosion

Leo:

explosion 

Virgo:

explosion 

Libra:

explosion 

Scorpio:

explosion or being thrown into fire, take your pick

Sagittarius:

explosion 

Capricorn:

explosion 

Aquarius:

explosion 

Pisces: setting up a bomb that will kill everyone

Am I doing it right?

this is one of those rare homestuck posts thats actually a lot funnier if you dont read homestuck