Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why
shut up op or I’ll eat your toes
Tag: homestuck
Doctor Who: This conscious universe took on the form of a sentient frog before it was destroyed
Me, a reformed Homestuck:
oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-
oh no
oh no
y’all missed this part of the article
If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity


The Sunday Comics are trash
I thought this was fake so I looked it up and
n o
there was a spike in this google search the day this came out (mar. 20). amazing
The Signs As Random Emojis I Made
Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
hey op, turn your location on i just want to talk


























