emmaeaster:

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

The very first pokemon.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

son-of-tiwas:

hi-def-doritos:

siderealsandman:

ignis-libertatis-humani:

texasflagemoji:

Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

  • is slothful
  • makes merry upon the sabbath
  • has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock 
  • believes earth to be round (possible vvitch) 

then shalt thee perish

Pisst thyn panteloones