The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
Tag: history
Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609
end thy life knave
yon originale pofter if an æphobe
hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:
- is slothful
- makes merry upon the sabbath
- has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock
- believes earth to be round (possible vvitch)
then shalt thee perish
Pisst thyn panteloones
