hannibal buress – Flamingsalyut Safehaven

feelgodinc:

gorillaz 2d: i’m a defengbhsimn debt aminacennr saturnabatamilonmjust a heartbreaker

me:

xtec:

A billionaire: opens their mouth to talk about something besides them ending world hunger

Me:

thyrell:

jaratekid:

Because 🙂 y’all 🙂 supporting them!!! 🙂

shit youre right maybe something will change if i stop eating

01101010-01100100:

gloomyfairyland:

trunk-slamchest:

hennessyhuracan:

slickbackjr:

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

what-even-john-adams:

gardenoffish:

calamitouserebus:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

rorosetta:

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

celticpyro:

pussypoppinthor:

The B in IHOB stands for