food – Page 9 – Flamingsalyut Safehaven

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blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

oh baby

captainsnoop:

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Welcome back to Tumblr. Would you like some discourse? Or a funny picture?

Or maybe you want… me?

I want a Triple Baconator, large fries, 2 chocolate chunk cookies, a large orange Hi-C, and one small vanilla frosty.

Alright that’s a Triple Baconator, one large fry, two cookie, a large Pepsi, and… oh, I’m sorry, but our frosty machine is broken. Would you like anything else or will that complete your order?

I said I wanted a Large Orange Hi-C.

Alright, so that’s a Triple Baconator, two large fries, a cookie, a large Pepsi, a large Hi-C, and no frosty. Will that complete your order?

Yes, it will. Thank you.

I’m pulling up to the first window now.

[at the first window]

hey, you had the uh, two steak quesaritos, one cheesy potato griller, and a large baja blast?

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aight next window please

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pylertalma:

homo-nerd-grizz:

This looks delicious but the cinematic quality and sound was EXACTLY like a howtobasic video and my fight or flight response activated

Want

reblogifyoulovehorsecock:

everystarstorm:

thelichboi:

kittykat8311:

raccoonnation:

fattyatomicmutant:

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

This makes me strangely sad