the-foley-knoll-horror:

Imagine the Darkest Dungeon narrator is narrating everything you do.

And then one day you bite into a sandwich and he says “Curious is the trap-maker’s art. His efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.”

jokeboy:

rabbits: *exist*

rabbits:

relishboi:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

good morning folks lets get that bread

portentsofwoe:

projecteur:

*dips very large grilled cheese in this*

russellwilson:

russellwilson:

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

Real Extreme Cooking Talk

You think you can get the water in a bathtub to boiling and pour a shit ton of spaghetti into, and then drain it, resulting in a massive bowl of pasta just moaning for that cheese and sauce?

space-is–gay:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

finally a petition I can get behind

I read that as communist wafers and damn I was confused

Apparently you’re not supposed to eat an entire pack of Tic Tacs in minutes

petintv: