Tag: elon musk

bidoof:

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO

AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD

i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny

  • uses his funds from owning paypal to make a space company
  • cultivates a following of awful nerds
  • thinks hes king shit of fuck mountain and it shows
  • shot a car into space for no real reason just because he could
  • has plans to create this vast space colony on mars
  • starts dating grimes
  • gets high on acid and tweets about booty shorts
  • makes this shitty submarine no one likes or needs as a publicity stunt
  • calls the guy who saved children imstead of using his shitass submarine a pedophile because he didnt use said shitass submarine
  • starts crying in articles about how much this year has sucked for him, a billionaire who routinely fucks over his works and destroys union sentiment on purpose
  • smokes weed on joe rogans podcast
  • doesnt inhale
  • stocks collapse
  • grimes breaks up with him
  • gets fired
  • tfw

socialistexan:

demigodwitch394:

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gao-l:

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harbinger-of-reason:

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staticonthesignal:

socialistexan:

When Elon Musk proclaims himself a socialist:

Musk has done more to further human progress in a few years than most do in a lifetime.

How’s that boot taste?

“Progress” should never come at the expense of human life. Never. Flat out.

How about an actual source cause this article sounds like bs.

The source is the Guardian, which is one of the most trusted newspapers out there.

But it’s “fake news” when they say something you don’t like, right?

Here’s the LA Times

Here’s CNBC

And is those are too Looney Leftist for you, here’s Fox Business

Progress comes at a price. You don’t like your job? Get a new one.

It’s not like he’s forcing you to work for him so if you think it’s dangerous, drop it, stop it and jump off to your dream job.

Can I make that a slogan

Drop it and stop it

You know, I’m going to step this past snarky gif use to an actual response here.

You are either young and incredibly naive or rich and live in a bubble, because for the large majority of workers, you can’t just leave your job.

78% of workers say they live paycheck to paycheck, there’s no savings to fall back on. You lose that job without another in line? You’re a month, probably less than, from being homeless. The vast majority of people do not have access to the privilege to even think about presuing their dreams so assholes like Musk can build ego rockets and the Waltons can own a yacht with another yacht inside.