Quick friendly suggestion: If somebody ever offers you a ride in a time machine, politely but firmly say NO. (Especially if they also offer you a bag of weed.)
The only person
who’s greater bravery than that of police officers and US marines combined is directly observable, is that dude who snapped pictures of himself dropping two tabs of acid at the Ka’bah
All of it only costed me a cut up foot, dying in the summer heat, and an acute allergic reaction to mold!
The stuff includes…
• A Boombox
• A crate of 8-tracks
• Bunch of cassettes
• A Hybrid cassette-8 track player/recorder
• A DJ mixer
• Bunch of records of all shapes, sizes and genres (mostly metal, pop, and psychedelic, you know, Queen, King Crimson, ELO, KISS, ACDC, Rolling Stones, Golden Earing, Judas Priest, etc.)
• Mirror logo thingies of Van Halen and Led Zeppelin
• A statue that looks to be a cross between Santa and Buddha
• Someone’s weed stash (tossed that shit out, made my house smell like ass, fuck you whoever it was)
• Two “Apple Jugs” full of piss
• DJ-quality headphones
• Two portable CD players
• Ton of micro USB cords and charger bases
• A blacklight
Didn’t see fireworks this 4th of July, instead, I got fucking cool af shit! May post pics but I dunno.
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 