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polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment July 11, 2018 1 Minute

imthenerd:

winelust:

sassywelshgiraffe:

wrestlingoutofcontext:

OH SHIT

I want people who don’t watch wrestling to explain what’s happening here.

A bard rolled a 20 on intimidation

Rolls a 20 in strength

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment June 27, 2018 1 Minute

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The goblin grabs your tail.

Tiefling, OOC: I turn to him and say-

Tiefling: “It’s not a tail.”

DM: The goblin winks at you. Roll to seduce.

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment June 24, 2018 1 Minute

duckcity:

dragonbacon59:

towel-guy:

inudono:

gucci-flipflops:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. 😂

Bruh.

A lvl 20 chaotic good bard

It upsets me how accurate that description is

^

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment June 23, 2018 1 Minute

kamoi:

coolyo294:

kamoi:

coolyo294:

kamoi:

kamoi:

“Oh that? That’s where the goths sit”

*camera cuts to all of the alters eating lunch together*

Alright, make a ranged attack roll

That hits, roll damage

Congratulations you’ve killed Jalter

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment June 20, 2018 1 Minute

when a player misses a session so their character has to dissapear for a while

thegmsighs:

LushiousLapisLazuli Uncategorized Leave a comment June 20, 2018 1 Minute

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