skrambled: polygonfighter: The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is Dungeons and Dragons: a summary
imthenerd: winelust: sassywelshgiraffe: wrestlingoutofcontext: OH SHIT I want people who don’t watch wrestling to explain what’s happening here. A bard rolled a 20 on intimidation Rolls a 20 in strength
outofcontextdnd: DM: The goblin grabs your tail. Tiefling, OOC: I turn to him and say- Tiefling: “It’s not a tail.” DM: The goblin winks at you. Roll to seduce.
duckcity: dragonbacon59: towel-guy: inudono: gucci-flipflops: WHAT. THE. FUCK. 😂 Bruh. A lvl 20 chaotic good bard It upsets me how accurate that description is ^
kamoi: coolyo294: kamoi: coolyo294: kamoi: kamoi: “Oh that? That’s where the goths sit” *camera cuts to all of the alters eating lunch together* Alright, make a ranged attack roll That hits, roll damage Congratulations you’ve killed Jalter