pulling-aggro:

chefpyro:

tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fucking deck me

an absolute U N I T

This fucker could show you around the neighborhood by simply punching you square in the face

yourdndstories:

Too far, dude. Too far.
From B. Faulkner

Also, I have a Patreon now.

armchair-factotum:

young-replica:

???????

The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

thestalkerbunny:

DnD Guide: Kobolds are essentially resentful, jealous creatures who are savage, mean, take lesser creatures as slaves and are sniveling cave dwelling dragon worshiping cowards.

Me: ANNNYYYWAY, this my Kobold, Roy, he’s a good good lad who is kind and generous and would never do something mean and malicious without being provoked into doing so first.

the-lakes-of-perxion-x52:

gm-and-dm-ideas:

DM: *Describes any object or character with a bit too much detail.*

Players:

my hand slipped

The signs as DnD subclasses

rivalfortune:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion

Libra: Bard, College of Lore

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

fletchergames:

Now you know!

ttaakitz:

island-delver-go:

island-delver-go:

Source

I just imagine the Wizard making this face

systlin:

p-finney:

a-singular-canadian:

systlin:

HOLY FUCKSHIT

I WANT IT

dude that’s only 299 dollars
for 299 dollars you could make ur living room the SICKEST living room anyone has ever been in, or will ever be in, in their ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES

My DM wants our group to pitch in like $50 to get this thing for our game nights.

It also has a built in fog machine as well, in case you were unsure still.

It’s available at Home Depot right now btw

Good idea?

BEST idea.