Paleontologist: (slaps the roof of a sauropod) this bad boy could fit so many fucking plants in it
Tag: dinosaurs
A little thief came to steal my money
No, you can’t have that
Charlie….
Stay.
Good gir-…
Take that out of your mouth
tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting
Those were the weaklings, the posers, the wannabes. Weeds in the garden pretending to be flowers.
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