me on dec. 17th: peepee
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Direct action.
bungle said fuck blue lives
is this a brooklyn 99 cold open
#reno 911 was a masterpiece brooklyn 99 doesnt even come close to tbh
truth
WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!
marvel and dc got nothing on chaotic disco bard guy
wheres his movie???
WTF IS THIS?!?!?!
its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude
white cops are just like
“youre under arrest”
“for what?”
“?!??!!! for resisting arrest”
Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:
DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”
Flamingsalyut Safehaven 