dynastylnoire:

coffee-cow:

keeperofthirteen:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

im going into shock

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

madamehearthwitch:

huffylemon:

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

This applies to garlic too

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake 😦

There’s a lot of free food lying around in nature!

• Rocks

• Leaves

• Small animals that aren’t paying attention

• Unattended trash cans (the whole thing)

• Bugs

• Litter

• Strange cubes with geometrically impossible amount of sides

• Dirt

• Tree Roots

• Flowers

• Childrens’ lost imaginary friends that got lost in the woods

• Eggshells

• Sticks

• Sand

• Gravel

• Hopes and Dreams

• Rotting fruit

• Bones

• The fading memories of those with amnesia or alzheimers.

• Actual eggs

• Werewolf hair

• Breadcrumbs placed by lost children

• Shedded Antlers

• Other self replicating nanomachines

• Firewood

• Unlabeled magical potions

• Settlements of elves, gnomes, and smurfs (return smurfs to Jewish wizard for reward, elves may have cookies, scaring gnomes petrifies them with fear, and thus will make cool lawn decorations, the same does for their flamingo warmounts)

• Broken glass

• Scavenged remains

• Your escaped clone

Real Extreme Cooking Talk

You think you can get the water in a bathtub to boiling and pour a shit ton of spaghetti into, and then drain it, resulting in a massive bowl of pasta just moaning for that cheese and sauce?