my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence
if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason
Take the story of the Minotaur, but like, take the labyrinth and replace it with those tube thingies at Chuck E Cheeses, and replace the Minotaur with The Rat Man
Take the story of the Minotaur, but like, take the labyrinth and replace it with those tube thingies at Chuck E Cheeses, and replace the Minotaur with The Rat Man
I like to imagine that mothman is actually just some sort of giant freak anurognathid that’s just been hiding out in the forests of WV and living on squirrels and the occasional cat
Do you think it would be extremely dangerous to teach a dragon the concept and principals of capitalism?
Like, if dragons were all the asshole 1%, I think I’d feel much better about slaying them. You burned down my hut and ate my dog? I’ll get over it. You force me to have student debt and no future? You die now.
Do you think it would be extremely dangerous to teach a dragon the concept and principals of capitalism?