buncheeks:

theres no food in my house anymore thank god i trained my body to absorb nutrients from dirt

I’ve basically just resorting to eating like, one or two meals per day now due to lack of food here myself. I think the only reason I haven’t starved to death by now is the unnatural amount of carbs I eat during said one or two meals just counteracts it or something.

Can’t imagine how this will go for me myself when I’m broke af off to college. There was this girl who paid off her student debt in five years because she ate literally nothing but ramen, and if that doesn’t work out for me and my heart just fails from all that salt instead, I’d call that a win-win since you can’t pay off your debt when you’re dead, lmfao life finds a way.