this is the single most accurate video about australia ever made from the grey hobo hair to the woolworths fabric bag
what the fuck
For those confused: that’s a joey, or baby kangaroo. It looks a little big to getting in a mum kangaroo’s pouch but young enough that it will want to try to get in for comfort. Old mate is taking advantage of the joey’s safety instinct, because it feels safe and happy diving into a bag. There’s no way you could fit a shopping bag over a fully grown kangaroo
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”
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