
me at 4.30am: I… really need to sleep…
my brain: cockatiel barbarian
me:
my brain: no sleep til he screm

me at 4.30am: I… really need to sleep…
my brain: cockatiel barbarian
me:
my brain: no sleep til he screm


Yup. Pretty much.
I have never seen a political cartoon so beautifully and succinctly describe the modern Republican, and I’ve seen some good ones mind you.
It’s been years, yet still relevant.
Honestly? Would support

TIL that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by up to 20%
via reddit.com
Fight crime by reducing Earth’s temperature to 0° Kelvin.
Time stops at zero Kelvin
Crime stops at zero Kelvin
when ur chapstick smell good