vanilla-birdbrain:

doshirakqueen:

Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings

Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time

Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals

Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation

Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen

Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects

Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice

Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag

Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real

Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses

Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step

Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why

shut up op or I’ll eat your toes