YOU REPOSTED IN THE WRONG GANG
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Happy birthday God
Every day we move closer to the realization of that Onion article about Amazon offering affordable hitmen.
trying to make a post so bad it gets detected as Malware
I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

Item: Salmonella, the spreadable spoiled fish, a favorite of the undead and crabfolk alike
Every reblog to this post is a bone of mine that gets stolen by someone on Tumblr, starting from my toes and ending with my skull.
Just trying to prove a point here.

When I die, bury me in a suit of armour so I can come back as a skeleton knight


