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*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

astrobust:

Turn off location

same energy

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the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

curiooftheheart:

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

manintolerant:

manintolerant:

blood-on-my-french-fries:

manintolerant:

I don’t want to make light of incest so I’m not reblogging the post but I laughed at this pic of an inbred royal for like 5 minutes

Oh, Charles II, the Spanish monarchy at it’s finest. We called him “The Bewitched” because calling him “The fuckup” was illegal.

Fuududjfjffjuffi

This dude’s Wikipedia page is Absolutely Brutal

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

… well then

roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

vampireapologist:

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right