friendly reminder that

chefpyro:

I’M THE MARIO

eat your arms

and then again

GO ON GOGON GOGA DO THE MARIO

I am god

and then you know

COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO

EAT THE DARIO

doodle-oo doot doo d-d

*vomits*

J-JUST LIKE THAT

DICK

bilbo-swwaggins:

Hey MUTUALS!

If tumblr shuts down, follow me here!

fluoride-bomb:

uglythug:

fluoride-bomb:

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

vr4300:

ok now that FO76 has been out for a bit and everybody has seen what a fucking garbage game it is I’m just gonna spoil this since I doubt many will play long enough to see it

The end-game boss is a copy-pasted dragon from Skyrim with a new model.

He did it, he sold us Skyrim again, the absolute fucking mad Todd.

big-mac-115:

Staff be like

dietcrackcocaine: