
tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……
there really just isn’t!

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?
me:
let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.
no.
no no. no no no no.
YES.
NOO.
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless