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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit
“At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but unanimously agreed that it was worth a shot rather than ‘spend another day on this stupid lump of shit.’”
i know the onion is fake but this is legendary
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