angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake 😦

Woodpecker tongues.

catchymemes:

Fun Fact: A woodpecker’s tongue is so long that it wraps around its skull to protect its brain while it is hammering away at a tree or other hard surfaces. This, combined with other factors such as: super strong neck muscles, plates of spongey bone in the skull that act like a football helmet, and a very small amount of cerebrospinal fluid surrounding their brain, all help to stop a woodpecker scrambling its brain while pecking away with a force of over 1000g.

phoneus:

phoneus:

phoneus:

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forgives you
forgives you