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i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you


worst bathroom to be drunk in
i already feel like i’m drunk as piss just looking at this
Taste closed
Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)
I died
THIS IS PURE GOLD
really big fan of this piece
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:











