tamlin123:

Am I allowed to shitpost here

meatswitch:

metalbatteryzone:

I don’t think it can get any worse than that. This is peak Bethesda.

jesus christ it’s real

captainameriicas:

It’s difficult out there, you guys will understand when you get older.

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL That in 1936 at a surprise birthday party for Walt Disney two animators presented an animated Mickey and Minnie Mouse sex tape, Disney laughed and asked who made the film, after one of the men stepped forward Disney fired him.

via reddit.com

prosecuted for horny on main

alan-akita:

unexplained-events:

Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.

@odderbits

boomstab-papa:

vaporsloth:

thebootydiaries:

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

AVAST YE FUCCBOIS

rockpapertheodore:

[Source]

THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW
HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

the skeleton war is upon us