shittyminecraftmodsdaily:

flamingsalyut:

shittyminecraftmodsdaily:

a mod that lets you flirt with, date, and -if you play your cards right- eventually enter a stable relationship with the enderdragon

Hey OP? I’m going to grief your house

ok like my actual house though or

Wait, houses are real? I thought they were just part of the Minecraft Cinematic Universe!

I came here to shut your eyes forever, but instead, you opened my eyes.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH