eelpatrickharris:

abandoned-as-mustard:

bogleech:

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

“i’m a very serious and professional fishkeeper,” i say, while scooching red solo cups into my aquarium’s substrate to make a few hides

their names are greg, chad, elliott, sean, thomas, john, charlie, logan, zack, and alex and that’s their frat house

Isn’t this just really accurate to the contents of every modern natural ecosystem

i just wanna know how you even tell them apart

i kinda squint at one and go “ok you look like a greg”